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Merry Christmas + Happy Necron by GregorytheImpaler Merry Christmas + Happy Necron by GregorytheImpaler
So I wanted to have a Necron Wallpaper for my computer, but I also REALLY wanted to have a Christmas wallpaper.

So I thought... CHRISTMAS NECRONS! Thus, this was born.

If you look, between the center necron and the one on the right, there are three that form a triangle. The top of this "triangle" is my favourite Necron Warrior. His name is Douglas. The impression I get from looking at him is "This isn't the North Pole..." and a subtle disappointment.

STORYTIME! (READ ON FOR A FUNNY STORY):
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Yes, that's right. The Necron Army is going to see Santa Claus. Why? No, not because they wish to harm him, but because Santa Claus himself is a C'Tan. No, silly mortal, not a violent and dark natured C'Tan such as the Deciever, Kaelis Ra: the Nightbringer, the Outsider, or even the Great Void Dragon.

No. Santa Claus is a Master C'Tan with a quite Benevolent nature. You see, when the Deciever gave his followers to the other C'Tan, this included Santa Claus. Santa, had his elves, and wished for no such army of minions, though he wished to not waste such a gift from a brother. He now uses the Necron Army with the Chronometrons from their arsenal, which allows them to visit every house in a single night. Chances are, Santa HIMSELF covers about 35-50% of the houses. If you hear rustling by the Chimney, you may not wanna peek. If it's Santa, he doesn't want to be seen. And if it is one of his Christmas Necrons, you may get VERY scared.


EDIT: My wallpaper has been featured in MiniWarGaming's video! [link]
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:iconjazz-the-cabbit:
Jazz-The-Cabbit Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
:iconplanningplz: Can you do the same thing... but with top hat... and monocles ?   ( * w *)
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:iconmrpaintball12:
mrpaintball12 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2011  Hobbyist Interface Designer
these guys should really ask santa for an update
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:icongregorytheimpaler:
GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011   Writer
Haha, no kidding.
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:iconmrpaintball12:
mrpaintball12 Featured By Owner May 17, 2011  Hobbyist Interface Designer
SANTACRON!!!!!
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:icon30mars:
30mars Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010
ZOMG! They are ruthless killing machines and they wear funny red hats!
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:icongregorytheimpaler:
GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2010   Writer
xD
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:iconglobst:
globst Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
XD Oh, those "christmas bugs" killed me
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:icongregorytheimpaler:
GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010   Writer
lol Thanks, I'm really glad you like it. xD
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:iconkain186:
kain186 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2010
i wunna see this as GW rapping paper
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:icongregorytheimpaler:
GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2010   Writer
That would be amazing!
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:iconsoulslayer317:
Soulslayer317 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2009
OMG!! I love how you given them the santa hats!
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:icongregorytheimpaler:
GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2009   Writer
:D Thank you kindly.
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:iconthedrmlvr:
TheDrmLvr Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2009
Hahaha, definitely got a chuckle out of me :D
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:iconsordoth:
Sordoth Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009
Haha, the christmas lights rock... did you actually name one of the necrons o.O?
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:icongregorytheimpaler:
GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009   Writer
lol thanks man. And you know what, I think it is entirely possible that I did so. ><
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:iconsordoth:
Sordoth Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009
Haha, tis funny.
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:iconscarledian:
Scarledian Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH! This is AWESOM!!

Lovit :XD:
:iconiloveitmoreplz:
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:icongregorytheimpaler:
GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2009   Writer
lol thanks.
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:iconscarledian:
Scarledian Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD:
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:iconkittinthekillerbunny:
KittintheKillerbunny Featured By Owner May 3, 2009
Hillarious! :rofl:
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:icongregorytheimpaler:
GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner May 3, 2009   Writer
XD Thank you!
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:iconvoid-eater:
Void-Eater Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2009
Brilliant. I wonder what the Christmas C'tan would look like...
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:icongregorytheimpaler:
GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2009   Writer
Thank you very much.
Hmm... good question. Makes one wonder..
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:iconmyyrrhn:
myyrrhn Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2009
necrons: :drunk: we wish you a merry exterminitIOCHus, we wissssssh you a merry exXtermiTnitus and a happy neeewwwwwwwwwwwwww tomb-HIC


can you imagine if the necrons ever got pissed on XXXX lubricator ( :shrug: ) :D
smashed necron: *holding a drunk gauss flayer* wHAT youuuuu *wobbles sideways threateningly* LOCKing AT-HIC*crashes into a wall*
or what about the flayed ones :O_o:
rat-arsed flayed one: iiiiss loooovvvvsssss youuuussss
wouldn't want a hug off them when pissed would you :D ... then again, you wouldn't want one even if they were sober :omg: ;P
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GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2009   Writer
OH. DEAR. LORD.

That whole bit about the Flayed Ones almost locked my jaw. o_0
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Steelwool Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
Lolz
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Marluxia20009 Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2008
i was scrolling down the page and saw this and i jsut stared laughing, not often u see a necron wearing a santa hat...anywho, good story too lol and now kids have a new reason to be good, dont wanna piss off santa or he'll send his flayed ones after ya:p lol
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GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2008   Writer
Oh Jesus Christ! lol Yeah, and thanks. ^^

I can imagine the Flayed Ones shredding the "bad" ones, while singing "Deck the Halls" in a robotic voice.
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Marluxia20009 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2008
lol i can hear it too "deck the halls with bows or jolly*slice* fal la la la la *slice* la la la la"
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GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2008   Writer
Horrifying, but awesome!
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draconian73 Featured By Owner May 23, 2008
There is one thing, and one thing only that can explain this wallpaper.
AWESOME :iconimhappyplz:
Perhaps even twin awesomes? :iconleftsiameseplz::iconrightsiameseplz:

...Wait. What do the Scarabs do?
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GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner May 23, 2008   Writer
XD Thanks a ton!

Oh shnap! Umm... the scarabs help carry stuff? Yeah. That's what they do. And ya know... bear the overall feeling of Christmas. ^^
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Sbags Featured By Owner May 1, 2008
hahaha! Genius man xD
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GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner May 1, 2008   Writer
:lmao: Thanks. ^^
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:icongriffiththewhitehawk:
this explains why i got a pylon in my stockings last year
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:icongregorytheimpaler:
GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2008   Writer
Lucky devil, you. XD
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:icongoldenwolfess:
GoldenWolfess Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2008
this looks better then my holiday..wish i was there..
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:icongregorytheimpaler:
GregorytheImpaler Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2008   Writer
^^ Yeah, I wish we all could hang out again. Good times...
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